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- Frequently Asked Questions (FAQS);faqs.105
-
-
-
- Banks and credit card issuers and various others are required by the IRS to
- report the SSNs of account holders to whom they pay interest or when they
- charge interest and report it to the IRS. If you don't tell them your
- number you will probably either be refused an account or be charged a
- penalty such as withholding of taxes on your interest.
-
- Many Banks, Brokerages, and other financial institutions have started
- implementing automated systems to let you check your balance. All too often,
- they are using SSNs as the PIN that lets you get access to your personal
- account information. If your bank does this to you, write them a letter
- pointing out how many of the people you have financial business with know
- your SSN. Ask them to change your PIN, and if you feel like doing a good
- deed, ask them to stop using the SSN as a default identifier. Some
- customers will believe that there's some security in it, and be
- insufficiently protective of their account numbers.
-
- When buying (and possibly refinancing) a house, most banks will now ask for
- your Social Security Number on the Deed of Trust. This is because the
- Federal National Mortgage Association recently started requiring it. The
- fine print in their regulation admits that some consumers won't want to give
- their number, and allows banks to leave it out when pressed. [It first
- recommends getting it on the loan note, but then admits that it's already on
- various other forms that are a required part of the package, so they already
- know it. The Deed is a public document, so there are good reasons to refuse
- to put it there, even though all parties to the agreement already have
- access to your number.]
-
-
- Insurers, Hospitals, Doctors
-
- No laws require medical service providers to use your Social Security Number
- as an ID number (except for Medicare, Medicaid, etc.) They often use it
- because it's convenient or because your employer uses it to certify
- employees to its groups health plan. In the latter case, you have to get
- your employer to change their policies. Often, the people who work in
- personnel assume that the employer or insurance company requires use of the
- SSN when that's not really the case. When my current employer asked for my
- SSN for an insurance form, I asked them to try to find out if they had to
- use it. After a week they reported that the insurance company had gone
- along with my request and told me what number to use. Blood banks also ask
- for the number but are willing to do without if pressed on the issue. After
- I asked politely and persistently, the blood bank I go to agreed that they
- didn't have any use for the number. They've now expunged my SSN from their
- database, and they seem to have taught their receptionists not to request
- the number.
-
- Most insurance companies share access to old claims through the Medical
- Information Bureau. If your insurance company uses your SSN, other
- insurance companies will have a much easier time finding out about your
- medical history. You can get a copy of the file MIB keeps on you by writing
- to Medical Information Bureau, P.O. Box 105, Essex Station, Boston, MA
- 02112. Their phone number is (617)426-3660.
-
- If an insurance agent asks for your Social Security Number in order to
- "check your credit", point out that the contract is invalid if your check
- bounces or your payment is late. They don't need to know what your credit
- is like, just whether you've paid them.
-
-
- Children
-
- The Family Support Act of 1988 (42 USC 1305, 607, and 602) apparently
- requires states to require parents to give their Social Security Numbers in
- order to get a birth certificate issued for a newborn. The law allows the
- requirement to be waived for "good cause", but there's no indication of what
- may qualify.
-
- The IRS requires taxpayers to report SSNs for dependents over one year of
- age, but the requirement can be avoided if you're prepared to document the
- existence of the child by other means if challenged. The law on this can be
- found at 26 USC 6109.
-
- Universities and Colleges
-
- Universities that accept federal funds are subject to the Family Educational
- Rights and Privacy Act of 1974 (the "Buckley Amendment"), which prohibits
- them from giving out personal information on students without permission.
- There is an exception for directory information, which is limited to names,
- addresses, and phone numbers, and another exception for release of
- information to the parents of minors. There is no exception for Social
- Security Numbers, so covered Universities aren't allowed to reveal students'
- numbers without their permission. In addition, state universities are bound
- by the requirements of the Privacy Act, which requires them to provide the
- disclosures mentioned above. If they make uses of the SSN which aren't
- covered by the disclosure they are in violation.
-
-
- Why use of Social Security Numbers is a problem
-
- The Social Security Number doesn't work well as an identifier for several
- reasons. The first reason is that it isn't at all secure; if someone makes
- up a nine-digit number, it's quite likely that they've picked a number that
- is assigned to someone. There are quite a few reasons why people would make
- up a number: to hide their identity or the fact that they're doing
- something; because they're not allowed to have a number of their own
- (illegal immigrants, e.g.), or to protect their privacy. In addition, it's
- easy to write the number down wrong, which can lead to the same problems as
- intentionally giving a false number. There are several numbers that have
- been used by thousands of people because they were on sample cards shipped
- in wallets by their manufacturers. (One is given below.)
-
- When more than one person uses the same number, it clouds up the records.
- If someone intended to hide their activities, it's likely that it'll look
- bad on whichever record it shows up on. When it happens accidentally, it
- can be unexpected, embarrassing, or worse. How do you prove that you
- weren't the one using your number when the record was made?
-
- A second problem with the use of SSNs as identifiers is that it makes it
- hard to control access to personal information. Even assuming you want
- someone to be able to find out some things about you, there's no reason to
- believe that you want to make all records concerning yourself available.
- When multiple record systems are all keyed by the same identifier, and all
- are intended to be easily accessible to some users, it becomes difficult to
- allow someone access to some of the information about a person while
- restricting them to specific topics.
-
- The market for stolen numbers increased in 1986, with the passage of the
- Immigration reform law. While making up a number is usually good enough to
- fool the public library, employers submit the number to the IRS, which cross
- checks with its own and SSA's records. Because of the checks, illegal
- workers need to know what name goes with the number so they won't be caught
- as quickly.
-
-
- What you can do to protect your number
-
- If despite your having written "refused" in the box for Social Security
- Number, it still shows up on the forms someone sends back to you (or worse,
- on the ID card they issue), your recourse is to write letters or make phone
- calls. Start politely, explaining your position and expecting them to
- understand and cooperate. If that doesn't work, there are several more
- things to try:
-
- 1: Talk to people higher up in the organization. This often works
- simply because the organization has a standard way of dealing
- with requests not to use the SSN, and the first person you deal
- with just hasn't been around long enough to know what it is.
-
- 2: Enlist the aid of your employer. You have to decide whether talking
- to someone in personnel, and possibly trying to change
- corporate policy is going to get back to your supervisor and
- affect your job.
-
- 3: Threaten to complain to a consumer affairs bureau. Most newspapers
- can get a quick response. Ask for their "Action Line" or
- equivalent. If you're dealing with a local government agency,
- look in the state or local government section of the phone book
- under "consumer affairs." If it's a federal agency, your
- congressmember may be able to help.
-
- 4: Insist that they document a corporate policy requiring the number.
- When someone can't find a written policy or doesn't want to
- push hard enough to get it, they'll often realize that they
- don't know what the policy is, and they've just been following
- tradition.
-
- 5: Ask what they need it for and suggest alternatives. If you're
- talking to someone who has some independence, and they'd like
- to help, they will sometimes admit that they know the reason
- the company wants it, and you can satisfy that requirement a
- different way.
-
- 6: Tell them you'll take your business elsewhere (and follow through if
- they don't cooperate.)
-
- 7: If it's a case where you've gotten service already, but someone
- insists that you have to provide your number in order to have a
- continuing relationship, you can choose to ignore the request
- in hopes that they'll forget or find another solution before
- you get tired of the interruption.
-
- If someone absolutely insists on getting your Social Security Number, you
- may want to give a fake number. There is no legal penalty as long as you're
- not doing it to get something from a government agency or to commit fraud.
- There are a few good choices for "anonymous" numbers. Making one up at
- random is a bad idea, as it may coincide with someone's real number and
- cause them some amount of grief. It's better to use a number like
- 078-05-1120, which was printed on "sample" cards inserted in thousands of
- new wallets sold in the 40's and 50's. It's been used so widely that both
- the IRS and SSA recognize it immediately as bogus, while most clerks haven't
- heard of it.
-
- There are several prefixes that have never been assigned, and which
- therefore don't conflict with anyone's real number. They include the
- following patterns:
-
- 1. Any field all zeroes (no field of zeroes is ever assigned)
-
- 2. First digit "8" (no area numbers in the 800 series have been
- assigned)
-
- 3. First two digits 73-79 (no area numbers in the 700 series have been
- assigned except 700-729 which were assigned to railroad workers
- until 1964)
-
- Giving a number with one of these patterns rather than your own number isn't
- very useful if there's anything serious at stake since they're likely to be
- noticed . Numbers beginning with 9 have never been assigned to individuals,
- but some have been assigned to organizations and for other special purposes.
- The Social Security Administration recommends that people showing Social
- Security cards in advertisements use numbers in the range 987-65-4320
- through 987-65-4329.
-
- If you're designing a database, and want to use numbers other than Social
- Security Numbers, you'd be better off generating numbers that are shorter
- than 9 digits, so they won't be confused with SSNs. If you have an existing
- database using SSNs, and want to allow people to use a different identifier,
- it's better to generate longer or shorter numbers or ones with letters
- included rather than depending on these unused patterns.
-
- The Social Security Administration recommends that you request a copy of
- your file from them every few years to make sure that your records are
- correct (your income and "contributions" are being recorded for you, and no
- one else's are.) As a result of a recent court case, the SSA has agreed to
- accept corrections of errors when there isn't any contradictory evidence,
- SSA has records for the year before or after the error, and the claimed
- earnings are consistent with earlier and later wages. (San Jose Mercury
- News, 5/14, 1992 p 6A) Call the Social Security Administration at (800)
- 772-1213 and ask for Form 7005, (Request for Earnings and Benefit Estimate
- Statement.)
-
-
- Some Legal Cases Currently (6/19/92) Pending
-
- CPSR recently joined two legal cases concerning Social Security Numbers and
- privacy. One of them challenged the IRS practice of printing Social
- Security Numbers on mailing labels when they send out tax forms and related
- correspondence. The other challenged Virginia's requirement of a Social
- Security Number in order to register to vote.
-
- Dr. Peter Zilahy Ingerman filed suit against the IRS in Federal District
- Court in 1991, and CPSR filed a friend of the court brief in August '91.
- The case was recently decided in favor of the IRS. CPSR plans to appeal.
-
- The Virginia case was filed by a resident of the state who refused to supply
- a Social Security Number when registering to vote. When the registrar
- refused to accept his registration, he filed suit. He is also challenging
- the state of Virginia on two other bases: the registration form apparently
- lacked a Privacy Act notice, and the voter lists the state publishes include
- Social Security Numbers.
-
-
-
- If you have suggestions for improving this document please send them to me
- at:
- Chris Hibbert
- hibbert@xanadu.com or Xanadu Operating Company
- 1891 Landings Drive
- Mountain View, CA 94043
-
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- From: pschleck@cwis.unomaha.edu (Paul W Schleck KD3FU)
- Subject: A Guide to Buying and Selling on Usenet
- Message-ID: <swap-guide-1-723211298@unomaha.edu>
- Followup-To: poster
- Summary: A guide to the rec.radio.swap newsgroup, providing a
- description of the group and its charter, net-wisdom on the
- best use of this forum, and some brief netiquette notes.
- Also provides general guidelines for the other forsale and
- marketplace forums.
- Keywords: ham amateur radio cb buy sell swap netiquette
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- Reply-To: pschleck@unomaha.edu,jmaynard@oac.hsc.uth.tmc.edu (Guide Coordinators)
- Organization: ACM Student Chapter, University of Nebraska at Omaha
- Date: Tue, 1 Dec 1992 12:03:57 GMT
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- Revision: 1.2 10/03/92 05:39:04
-
- (Note: The following is reprinted with the permission of the author.)
-
- This message is a guide to buying and selling over Usenet. It is intended to
- serve as a guide for users unfamiliar with common conventions used in the
- Usenet marketplace. Questions and comments may be directed to the author, Jay
- Maynard, K5ZC, via Internet electronic mail at jmaynard@oac.hsc.uth.tmc.edu.
- This message was last changed on 2 June 1992. Thanks go to readers of the
- personal radio newsgroups, who provided feedback to the net about proper use
- of this forum, and especially Paul W. Schleck, KD3FU, pschleck@unomaha.edu,
- who compiled most of the net wisdom and suggested the creation of this
- article.
-
- Usenet has proven to be a valuable resource for many folks. Along with lots of
- discussion, argument, and good, solid information, it's also a good place to
- buy or sell equipment, and many people have done so successfully. As with any
- other medium, though, there are conventions that make everyone's life easier
- if they're followed as much as possible.
-
- The following are some suggested guidelines for using the rec.radio.swap
- forum, based on general net-wisdom from users. Most of it is basic common
- sense, but it is unfortunate that some users have consistently abused this
- forum by not following such basic common sense. The general guidelines will
- serve as well for other groups on the net, such as misc.forsale and
- just.about.anything.marketplace.
-
- What is appropriate to post in rec.radio.swap?
-
- Any offer to buy or sell radio and electronics equipment, such as
- transmitters, receivers, antennas, electronics parts, and radio-related
- computer equipment is appropriate for this forum. Posts concerning
- non-hardware (but still radio-related) items such as documentation manuals,
- books, radio-related software, and publications, are also welcome.
-
- Please do not post discussion articles to this group. If you really must post,
- please do so to the appropriate discussion group. Use email whenever possible,
- especially if you feel someone has committed a breach of etiquette.
-
- Articles concerning illegal equipment (such as CB linear amplifiers and police
- radar jammers) are not welcome. Not only will you be severely "flamed," you
- are also opening yourself (and possibly the owners and administrators of your
- news site) up to civil and criminal liability. Individuals who are involved in
- the regular business of buying and selling for profit are requested not to
- abuse this forum by using it as a "free advertisement" service for their
- business, although they are welcome to participate as individuals. The
- distinction here is that there is a cultural bias on Usenet, and an actual
- prohibition on some networks that carry Usenet traffic, against using the net
- for commercial purposes. Let your conscience be your guide.
-
- Doesn't this article violate its own guidelines?
-
- Well, yes and no. In the strictest sense, this article violates the rule that
- only buying and selling advertisements belong in the rec.radio.swap newsgroup.
- However, since those using this newsgroup are most likely to see articles in
- the same newsgroup, and since this newsgroup serves readers of the
- rec.radio.amateur.*, rec.radio.cb, rec.radio.shortwave, and alt.radio.scanner
- newsgroups, posting it here provides the greatest visibility with the least
- instrusion. Other suggestions which achieve the same goals are welcome.
-
- If you are looking for something specific...
-
- Try to first find the item through other channels before resorting to the net.
- If the manufacturer is still in business, you may be pleasantly surprised that
- they still have the items on the shelf. Other companies specialize in
- discontinued and surplus parts and equipment and are your best source for
- tracking down items. Consult the mail-order electronics list available from
- ftp.cs.buffalo.edu in file ~/pub/ham-radio/mail_order or the advertising
- sections of most popular radio and electronics publications.
-
- Once you have exhausted all other channels, then certainly do post. State
- clearly what you are looking for (e.g. "a part# 345X56 Bakelite Frobnicator
- for an American Hawk Fubar 2000, circa 1968-1970"), and how much you are
- willing to pay (or that you're willing to negotiate). Avoid sending out
- "equipment-wanted" posts unless you are willing to pay for shipping from
- wherever it may turn up (this newsgroup is read throughout the world), or
- state clearly where you're willing to accept items from. Use the Distribution:
- header line to limit where your posting will go, but be aware that it's far
- from an absolute restriction; articles with ba (San Francisco Bay area)
- distribution, for example, are imported to places like Boston regularly.
-
- If you are selling equipment...
-
- Be specific in your first post about what you are selling and how much you
- want for it (or that you're willing to negotiate). State clearly whether or
- not the price includes shipping, and if it does, be sure to allow yourself a
- reasonable amount to cover the cost. Avoid sending out "for sale" posts unless
- you are willing to arrange for shipping to whomever in the message
- distribution wants to buy it (and remember the comment above about
- Distribution: headers...); if you cannot limit the posting's distribution for
- one reason or another, be clear in your message about where you will and will
- not ship. The US Postal Service and United Parcel Service have a 75-pound
- limit on packages, and other carriers have similar limits; anything heavier
- will have to go by motor-freight (read: EXPENSIVE). Don't advertise equipment
- that you cannot ship within a reasonable amount of time.
-
- Once you have made a deal, state clearly your intentions and follow through on
- them. Nothing angers a buyer more than delays and excuses. Once you do ship,
- have it securely packaged (insurance is strongly recommended). Payment terms
- should be whatever you and the buyer are comfortable with, and commonly
- include options such as money up-front, COD (Cash on Delivery), or payment
- upon receipt and inspection. Don't be offended if the buyer wants to take
- steps to protect his position, since he probably doesn't know you. Most
- readers of this forum are basically honest and want to maintain their
- net-image, but the few bad apples should encourage you to only deal with
- honest, reputable people and to reasonably protect your position in any
- transaction.
-
- If you are buying equipment...
-
- Respond to an advertisement in a prompt manner. (The item may well not be
- available if you don't!) State clearly your terms and intentions and follow
- through on them. Nothing angers a seller more than delays and excuses. As
- radio equipment is generally bulky and fragile, allow for a reasonable amount
- of money to package, insure, and ship your purchase properly. Payment terms
- should be similar to those suggested under seller's guidelines, and should
- reasonably protect your position (remember, you are probably buying equipment
- sight-unseen from a relative stranger), but remember that he needs to protect
- his position as well. If you are unsure of a given seller, ask a net-regular
- discretly via E-mail. He or she will be more than happy to either ease your
- concerns or confirm your suspicions.
-
- The Usenet marketplace groups in general, and rec.radio.swap in particular,
- are a great place to buy that piece of gear you've had your eye on. Items go
- quickly for reasonable prices. I've sold a radio within three hours of posting
- the for sale message. The usefulness of these groups depends to a large extent
- on the people who inhabit them, though, and a few unscrupulous users can
- easily sink the whole thing. Whether you are a buyer, seller, or seeker of
- equipment, remember that your honesty and integrity reflects on the general
- reputation and usefulness of this forum and amateur radio in general.
-
- --
- Jay Maynard, EMT-P, K5ZC, PP-ASEL | Never ascribe to malice that which can
- jmaynard@oac.hsc.uth.tmc.edu | adequately be explained by a .sig virus.
- "[...] have you noticed how many people have joined you on the back of
- Rosinante to help subdue this particular windmill?" -- Dan Herrick
-
- --
- 73, Paul W. Schleck, KD3FU
-
- pschleck@unomaha.edu
-
- Celebrating 60 years of the Univ. of Maryland ARA - W3EAX (1933-1993)
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- Subject: Welcome to talk.bizarre! (Monthly Posting)
- Summary: How to make less of an ass of yourself on t.b
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-
- Contents:
- I. Introduction
- II. t.b posting categories
- III. The big ten no-nos
- IV. Traps for the unwary
- V. Staple threads
- VI. Catchphrases never to be used
- VII. Folklore
-
- I. Introduction.
-
- There is a theory which states that if someone ever found out
- what was going on, the universe would instantly be replaced with
- something even more bizarrely inexplicable.
-
- There is another theory which states that this has already
- happened.
-
- The quote above perfectly illustrates what should NEVER, under any
- circumstances, be posted to talk.bizarre. Here's just a few reasons:
- - We've all heard it, ha ha.
- - It's not attributed (_Restaurant_at_The_End_Of_The_Universe_ by Douglas
- Adams, Frontispiece).
- - It doesn't actually mean anything.
- - It isn't even the proper quote
- - It's a transparent attempt to set the mood for the rest of the article.
- Such cheap literary devices are just NOT to be tolerated.
- - Does it really have to be indented that way?
-
- Because the t.b community is a fascinating slice of the net population, and
- because *way* too much garbage is posted here by people who think "why not,
- isn't that what talk.bizarre is for?" this article has been put together
- detailing the author's feelings on what fits in t.b, and what better belongs
- in comp.sys.amiga.advocacy. If you don't like it, bite my kneecaps. Just
- don't do it in t.b.
-
- II. t.b Posting categories.
-
- The average posting to t.b can be put into one of the following six
- categories. Three of them legitimate behavior, and three bogus. No attempt
- is made to rank the relative goodness or badness of each category, except to
- say that it's either a Good or Bad Thing:
-
- Legitimate categories.
- 1. Literary: Stories like Twilight Zone episodes, horrendously elaborate
- puns, parodies of other material, poetry, About one flame in ten.
- 2. Small World: Odd events in and around the poster's life, short shameful
- confessions, Bizarre news from around the net and the real world if
- necessary.
- 3. Social: The rare followup that shouldn't have been a reply, critiques
- from respected oldbies. Spend about two years reading t.b before you even
- consider posting a social message. Learn the difference between your 'f'
- and 'r' keys. Following up is seldom bizarre.
-
- Bogus categories.
- 1. Thugs: The other 90% of flames, Newbie baiting (Posting "Lost in Space
- was better" to rec.arts.startrek.* groups), and setting followups to
- strange groups. For some reason, a lot of idiots think that talk.bizarre
- is the natural audience for their microcephalic fun and games.
- 2. Idiots: Articles from people who have way too high a regard for their
- own sense of humor. Random nonsense is not bizarre. Thankfully, someone
- set up a group for this type of behavior; alt.non-sequitur.
- Unfortunately, the people in question probably can't spell that.
- 3. Nutcases: Most of these start as crossposts. The "thought process"
- might go 'they don't like [George Bush, UZIs, choice, the drug war,
- holocaust revisionism] - Isn't that bizarre?' Unfortunately, the
- legitimate users of t.b often feel they have to answer some of this
- crap, and t.b gets a reputation of being populated by collectors of
- serial killer trading cards.
-
- An additional category: Administrative stuff like this. Futile attempts to
- stem the tide of bullshit, or at least document it.
- It's a shame that doing so doesn't make the problem
- go away, like computer software.
-
-
- III. Top ten things not welcome in talk.bizarre:
-
- 10. Crossposts of threads from other groups where people are abusing you.
- There's a pitiful newsgroup for this, alt.whine.
- 9. Crossposts of threads from other groups for just about any reason, in
- fact.
- 8. Ascii art. Put them in your .sig, and they will find a place in the
- occasionally hilarious newsgroup for this, alt.fan.warlord.
- 7. Peices of Monty Python sketches. There's no place for this; see the
- introduction.
- 6. Top ten lists. You could find a place for these in
- alt.fan.david-letterman, if you're into posting to carasso-created
- groups.
- 5. Torrid details of your depraved lack-of-sex life. There's way too many
- places for this. Have fun browsing through the alt.sex.* hierarchy. Then
- fu** off.
- 4. Most flames. 90% of the flames you see in t.b are perpetrated by
- flatlining losers who couldn't find their asshole with a map, both
- hands, and a friend. There's a completely unreadable group,
- alt.flame, for this. You can count on one hand the number of t.b
- flamers who successfully walk the line between art and noise.
- 3. Cascades, cascades, cascades. If you're into this form of mental
- masturbation, subscribe to alt.cascade. Don't forget to shave your
- palms; People might notice. This applies to the fully quoted one line
- followup too. EDITOR'S NOTE: Despite thousands of articles to the
-